$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

ehmpress:

jasmineaaliyahxo:

meilintheempressofdreams:

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

Yo, I’m attending CAU for 2 years, this would reaaaalllyyy save a sista & her mom. 😭🙏🏽

PLEASE

(via chrisopherfuck-as-themayor)

catersgonnacate:

mrsolodolo24:

drayaintshit:

galvan-in-portland:

luckytaters:

skuubasally:

tumblgang:

codyslipring:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

tbh just as scared of the ghost of Eartha Kitt haunting me as I am of Madame Zeroni

(via migasaurus-rex)

teenagerposts:

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

yuboyjavs:

What I miss most is the sweet exlixir you would give me when I needed it. I miss when you would make beautiful sounds when my head was in your inner thighs. I miss those beautiful plants I mapped on your back when you would arch it. I miss those beautiful yet damaged strands of hair I would play with when you would restfully sleeep. I miss that beautiful rhythm of two hearts beating next to each other cause we were so in love. I don’t miss what you had to offer. I miss what you already had build, I miss those beautiful layers of skin which you called “ugly”. I miss those beautiful eyes.

-Javi

(via depressed-youngins-deactivated2)

tilldeathdousart:

Send me a letter?

A - Are you allergic to anything?
B - Birthday?
C - Cats, dogs or both?
D - Do you prefer sunrise or sunset?
E - Early bird or night owl?
F - Favourite food?
G - Good at?
H - Hair colour?
I - Is there something you wish you could change about yourself?
J - Jealous or laid back?
K - Kiss or hug?
L - Look for in a partner?
M - Middle name?
N - Name something you love?
O - One wish?
P - Perfect day out?
Q - Question of your choice - ask away!
R - Reason why people should smile more?
S - Something that makes you happy?
T - Tell me something random about yourself?
U - Under the influence of alcohol you are likely to?
V - Vampire, zombie, mermaid or ghost?
W - What’s your favourite colour?
X - X-rays - had any? Why?
Y - Your biggest fear?
Z - Zodiac sign?

Ask me stuff